I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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