love makes seman taste better
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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