Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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