hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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