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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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