Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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