That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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