i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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