Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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