..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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