Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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