I want to stick my p in your. b.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
