Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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