he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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