Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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