Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Damn victory sex feels great
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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