Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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