Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That's when you crack a 10am beer
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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