If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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