yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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