Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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