I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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