I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
