OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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