i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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