I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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