You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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