Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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