What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I deserve this hangover.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
