windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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