I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
false alarm. still invincible.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My dick has a subreddit
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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