Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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