YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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