I need help removing her.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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