My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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