My pussy is not your playground.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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