Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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