Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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