So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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