she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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