I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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