The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
People in love make me want to vomit
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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