i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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