I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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