Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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