Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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