Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
