do herpes really smell.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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