Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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