8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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